So close.
Littering, loitering, vandalism, vagrancy-
- And treason. - No, not treason.
- You sure? Because in the book- - I'm sure.
All right, kids, out of the trash cans. Let's go.
Come on. You heard the big guy. You see the light. Walk towards it.
Come on, keep it moving.
All right, drop your weapons.
Pass them to me. Come on.
- I will shoot you. - Well, lookie we got here.
You stay here, I'm checking this out.
I am on it.
Y'all think something's funny? You testing me? Huh, tough girl?
You disrespecting the badge?
You don't want none of this. I'm telling you. Test me. Please.
Y'all wanna test me?
I am the police.
I know you're a thug. Them brown eyes...
I see it in your eyes.
That's it. That is it.
You got something to say, Porky, huh?
- That's it, we're taking them in. - That's what I'm talking about.
- Where we taking them? - To jail. Let's go.
You hear that? You guys are going to jail.
But, officer, you've gotta believe us.
Yeah, 2-percent, you got the right to shut up.
- Okay, the house is a monster. - And to think I believed you.
Hey, listen, I'm with you guys. My cousin's a cop in Milwaukee.
I mean, kind of a cop. He has a gun.
Yeah. They're gonna love you downtown, Jughead.
We are supercops.
Yeah. That's why I live in a condo.
Supercop. Super-duper-duper-cop. Super-
- You hear that? - That's my stomach. I'm starving.
No, no. That sounds like the dangerous creature.
- I'm gonna go check it out. - Oh, my gosh.
This is like trying to wrangle a puppy. All right, I'll be back.
- You guys, stop. - Hey, guys.
- No. Get out of there. - No, don't go in there.
What?
I tell you. Super-roll.
- Stop. Stop. - Hey. Hey. Come on.
You don't know what's up with that house.
Where you at, spooky creature?
I'm gonna find you.
Freeze...
...tree.
Hey, what you doing? You can't do that.
Not to an officer, brother. That is illegal.
- I'm coming, buddy. - Put me down!
- I'm gonna go get backup. - I thought there was no backup.
I'm getting Judy.
Judy!
Help!
Mama!
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
- I think I'm having a stroke. - Just try to stay calm, okay?
We'll be all right if we just stay calm.
I'm too young to die!
Jenny. I've always loved you.
- Chowder! - Sorry.
Mama!
I can't look.
Guys, come on. Let's go.
We're dead. You've killed us and now we're dead.
I don't think the house knows that we're in here.
I bet it thinks we're still in the car.
Listen.
It sounds like it's sleeping.
The only way that we're gonna get out of here alive...
...is if we find the heart, we put out the fire.
Maybe we should examine our other options.
Sure. Other option:
We wait here and do nothing until it wakes up and eats us.
Find the heart, put out the fire. Got it.
Explosives. That's so cool.
- He was watching me. - DJ.
Did you ever see a wife?
People used to say he had one...
...but he fattened her up...
...and he ate her.
"Demolition squad."
Sorry.
Come on.
Be quiet.
Don't worry, I have a very light step.
There. Right there. Shoot it.
What? I thought if I shot the heart, that-
- That's not the heart. - Then what is it?
Well, if those are the teeth and that's the tongue...
...then that must be the uvula.
So it's a girl house.
What? No.
It stimulates the gag reflex. Everyone has a uvula.
Not me.
No.
Okay. Let's move.
We need to move quickly and quietly.
Don't touch anything.
And stay together-
- DJ! - Wait.
DJ.
I'll save you.
Chowder, knock it off.
Sorry. I thought you were- DJ!
- Chowder, it's a toy. - Oh, yeah.
Where's DJ?
- DJ. - Over here.
Look at all these toys.
This must be where Nebbercracker kept his stash.
"Stash."
I think you guys should have a look at this.
- The key. - Come on, we don't have time for this.
Yeah, we've gotta find a way out of here.
What are you doing?
We have a Ping-Pong table in our basement.
Constance.
Holy moly. He really did eat her.
Couldn't have.
Her whole body is buried in cement.
Look at all this stuff.
Why would he build her a shrine if he murdered her?
Maybe he just felt guilty or something. DJ, can we please get out of here?
I always knew you were hiding something, Mr. Nebbercracker.
DJ.
Way to go, big nose.
- It's awake. - Run!
Hide.
Hey, I know that sound.
My ball.
Where are you going? Come here.
- Chowder, come back. - You get back here.
Gotcha.
Killer Slinkys!
- Chowder. - Leave me alone!
DJ! Help!
Oh, no.
Get off.
Jenny.
Chowder.
Come on, Chowder, grab on.
Gotcha.
DJ, look out!
No!
The uvula.
- DJ- - Chowder.
Mommy!
Gross.
Did we just get upchucked?
The uvula, nature's emergency exit.
That's it. Another great idea, DJ. Brilliant.
What do you want from me, Chowder?
I don't see you coming up with any big ideas.
Oh, yeah? Yeah? Do you wanna hear my big idea?
I'm going home to make a pretzel sandwich. See you.
Chowder, the house is still alive and you're gonna wuss out?
I risked my life for you. I stole drugs for you...
...and I could've died in there. - Yeah, me too.
You're the one that killed Nebbercracker in the first place.
- Getting your ball back. - You guys.
Stop fighting. You're acting like babies.
We are babies.
What were we thinking?
We tried to put a house to sleep with cold medicine.
- How lame can you get? - Where are you going?
I'm going home. I suck.
DJ.
At least it's an ambulance.
DJ?
It's a ghost.
Begone. Fie.
Begone yourself. Get away.
He's not a ghost.
He's not dead. I'm not a murderer.
Of course I'm not dead. Who said I was dead?
You'll be dead if you don't scram.
- Come on, DJ. - Let's hurry.
Don't you know what day this is?
I'm running out of time. I'm running out of time.
Honey...
...I'm home.
Oh, look at you, dear.
Your shingles are all ruffled...
...and your windows are cracked.
Oh, but it's no problem, sweetheart. It's no problem at all.
It's her. The house is her.
- DJ, what are you doing? - Wait. Come on.
- Come back. - Where you going?
Nothing paint and varnish can't handle.
Mr. Nebbercracker.
I know about Constance.
You what?
What do you know? You don't know anything.
You were in my house? You-
You didn't kill her, did you?
I love her so much.
Hello?
It's okay.
I can take you away from here.
Would you like that?
Yes.
There we go.
Won't be long now.
All right.
Okay, open your eyes.
- Now, it's not much, I know, but just- - Darling.
Get away from my house!
I'm gonna rip them to bits.
Help.
- Constance. - Help. Help.
- What's wrong? Are you hurt? - Hurt?
Yes, I'm hurt. Those criminals are attacking our house.
- Trick or treat. - Now, now...
...they're just kids, dear.
- It's Halloween. - No, no, no.
It's my house, and they're hurting me.
Constance, look at me. Look at me.
As long as I'm here, I will never let anyone hurt you.
- Constance. - Sucker.
You vandals.
- Eat this. - You hooligans.
- I'll get you. - Constance, no!
So I finished the house.
She would've wanted that.
She died, but she didn't leave.
And that night...
...that one night of every year...
...I had to take precautions.
- Trick or treat. - I had to.
- Sucker. - I had to.
Hey! Get a-
Stay away from my house!
She attacks anyone who comes near.
Go.
I'm coming, dear.
Go.
No, no, no, wait. I can't let you do this, Mr. Nebbercracker.
I know that you've been protecting us all these years.
But now it's our turn to protect you.
Let her go.
But if I let her go...
...then I'll have no one.
That's not true.
Constance, no!
Come on.
The house is alive!
This way. This way. Come on.
You guys, come on.
- What are you doing? - Trying to slow the house down.
Move it, pork chop.
Come on, come on.
Come on, Mr. Nebbercracker. Come on.
I can't.
Mr. Nebbercracker. Hurry.
Go on. I'll be all right.
Oh, man.
What are you waiting for? Come on.
You stay away from those children, Constance!
Constance.
Mr. Nebbercracker.
Oh, now...
There, there, girl.
My sweet.
You've been a bad girl, haven't you?
You've hurt people.
Oh, Constance.
Oh, we've always known this day would come. Haven't we?
I have to make things right.
Constance.
I've always done what's best for you, haven't I?
Haven't I, girl?
Come on, let's move.
Oh, Constance.
Let this be the right thing to do.
Leave him alone!
Yeah, get your grubby branches off the old man!
Take that!
And that!
Mr. Nebbercracker.
Oh, kid, come here.
- Take this. - What?
You have to help me. Please.
I know you can do it.
Go on. Go. Hurry.
How do you know how to drive this thing?
I don't.
The chimney. The chimney leads to the heart.
Jenny!
Jenny. Are you all right?
I'm not sure.
DJ, get rid of that thing.
I'm working on it.
Chowder, I need you to get the house down under that crane.
Think you could do that?
Piece of cake.
Come on.
You think you can just mess with my friends?
DJ, look.
Mommy.
Chowder.
Come in, Chowder.
Chowder, buddy?
Hey, guys.
Look who just won. It's me, the screw-up.
Way to go, Chowder, you did it!
Look at me. Look at Chowder. Oh, yeah.
- Sorry. - Guys, come on.
Yes. Look at me.
You can't do that.
That's not fair.
No. Get on the top. Help!
That's it, Chowder. Keep her coming.
You ain't nothing. You're a shack. You're an outhouse.
No!
- I can't. - Yes, you can.
Go.
I kissed a girl.
I kissed a girl on the lips.
Guys. Any time now.
Sorry.
DJ, hurry.
I'm flying!
- On three, light the dynamite. - Okay, I got it.
- One. - Come on, come on, come on.
- Two. - Yes.
Thr-
DJ!
Three!
Do you guys hear something?
It's over there. Come on.
Oh, my dear.
Goodbye.
I'm sorry, Mr. Nebbercracker, about your house...
...and your wife.
Your house-wife.
Forty-five years.
We have been trapped for 45 years.
And now...
...we're free.
We're free.
Thank you, friend.
Thank you all.
We're free.
- Thank you. - Thanks.
Happy Halloween.
- Trick or treat. - Trick or treat.
Here you go.
- Thanks. - Thanks.
Happy Halloween.
Next.
What happened to Nebbercracker's house?
It turned into a monster, so I blew it up.
Trick or treat.
We're gonna need a tricycle.
One tricycle, coming up.
Tricycle.
- Tricycle. - Hello, tricycle.
I missed you so much.
- Thank you, mister. - Goodbye, now.
- Happy Halloween. - Come on.
- Mom. There's my mom. - Jenny!
- One second. - Okay.
So...
We should hang out again.
Soon.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
See you.
Good luck with the puberty.
She grabbed my butt.
That's nice, Chowder.
Hey, Mr. Nebbercracker. It's time to go.
Oh, you go on. I've got some work to do.
All right. Thanks.
- I'll see you around. - All right. Bye.
Hey.
Stay off my lawn.
I'm just kidding.
- You think he'll be okay? - Yeah. He'll be fine.
He'll go on vacation, get some color, maybe he'll meet someone new.
This time, maybe a nice beach house.
Hey, DJ, look who's here.
- Yes, I can see that, thank you. - No biggie.
- Hey, boys. - Hey, Dad.
What the heck kind-? No, don't tell me. Let me guess.
It's...
- Dirty pirates? - That's it. Dirty pirates.
Fun, fun. Oh, you look adorable.
Have fun tonight.
You know, you were right.
We're definitely too old for trick-or-treating.
Oh, yeah. No question about it.
On the other hand...
...we've been working all night.
Candy time?
Candy time.
We're back. Yes.
Candy.
- Did we just get-? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's Halloween, right?
What do you say you and I go out...
...and "inspect" some candy, huh?
We should go eat some candy too.
That's a good idea.
Okay. All right. Let's go eat some candy.
Lots of yummy candy.
Like carrots.
All right, where's the car?
And that is how I slayed that mystical dragon.
Oh, yeah? That's great.
Come on, baby. We're out of here.
Not so fast, Bones.
Times have changed.
Skull's not like you.
He gives me the respect I deserve...
...and makes time for me.
Whatever.
Bones!
Hello, fence.
Hello, leaves.
Hello, sky.